Say What?

Look at us. We're weird.

Santa was freaky.

I wanna watch shampoo. No poop. No Winnie the Pooh.

I gotta go check out my monster truck present and shake it.

No Elfie can't see me. His eyes not looking at me right now. They lookin' over dere.

Mommy turn down the music. You hurting my booones.

(O'Ryan) I gonna take care of you.
(Me)       Aw come give me a hug, O.
(O)         No, you just sit there I gotta sing to you.

Mom, did God make bushes?
Yes.
Well tell him I made a cake last night, so HA!